I'd rather fuck than ride a bike - Club Seventeen

So, I went on the internet and asked all my friends how to learn how to ride a bike, and they all said different things: "go outside," "use training wheels," and so on. I was frustrated because those solutions didn't seem clear or helpful, so I decided to ask someone who actually knows about bikes: a bike shop employee! He told me that you shouldn't use training wheels because it's good for you to fall over. Instead, he offered to show me another type of support that would help me a whole lot more. So, I went on the internet and asked all my friends how to learn how to ride a bike, and they all said different things: "go outside," "use training wheels," and so on. I was frustrated because those solutions didn't seem clear or helpful, so I decided to ask someone who actually knows about bikes: a bike shop employee! He told me that you shouldn't use training wheels because it's good for you to fall over. Instead, he offered to show me another type of support that would help me a whole lot more. So, I went on the internet and asked all my friends how to learn how to ride a bike, and they all said different things: "go outside," "use training wheels," and so on. I was frustrated because those solutions didn't seem clear or helpful, so I decided to ask someone who actually knows about bikes: a bike shop employee! He told me that you shouldn't use training wheels because it's good for you to fall over...